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Yesterday's coffee, redux. That half-cup of coffee left in the French Press, the sludge you reheat in the microwave so you'll have something to sip on while the fresh pot is steeping.
Sandi: Did you make coffee?
Mark: Working on it... I just poured water into the French press.
Sandi: Oh, I thought I saw you drinking some already.
Mark: It's recaf; want some?
Sandi: No thanks, I'll wait.
Mark: Oh, so now you're a coffeescenti, eh?
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Cognitive Recalibration 

The act of hitting someone really hard in the head to bring them back to reality. Used by Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers.
Barton: "Why am I back? How'd you get him out?"
Romanoff: "Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head."
Smoking lots of pot and getting stoned out of your mind.
I was reafing all night at the party and don't remember what happened or how I even got home.
Reafing by CCRfromAFFY June 5, 2010
Medusa's eye will turn u hard. But when u look at Reca's eye, she'll make u fall in love.
Reca by tuso June 7, 2021
Can you recap the race? I left in the middle of it.
Recap by Diggity Monkeez March 18, 2005

I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.
Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.
I don't recall by kmuto April 30, 2007