hotastrophe 

n. when an encounter with one or many woman goes extremely badly.

see also: hosaster

i kept running into ex-girlfriends at that party last night. it was a complete hotastrophe.

hotastrophe by weitz May 30, 2005

hotastraphy 

when 2 ho's who know each other figure out they are seeing the same guy and the guy ends up losing both.

Damn, I just had a hotastraphy.

hotastraphy by Big Cat Daddy May 5, 2009

Potastrophe 

A catastrophe you have with your Pot

Mark ripping the last paper is a Potastrophe

Potastrophe by Iron Gump October 31, 2004

hatastrophe

Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.

I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.

hatastrophe by Radstock_Jon_Jon October 25, 2008

hoetastrophy

The dilemma of so many hoes in todays society.

The way women act today, all slutty and shady, is a hoetastrophy.

hoetastrophy by Tha Real Junk April 9, 2017