flangetta 

A woman of poor feminine hygiene, whose presence is noted by the lingering scent of decaying fish emanating from between her legs.

Most commonly encountered on the London underground, bus shelters and begging for change outside Tesco

"Don't go in the bus shelter mate, there's a right flangetta in there!"

flangetta by Borne September 23, 2004

Fahgettaboudit 

A word used to tell someone to "forget it" but needs to be used with hand gestures and a Brooklyn accent.
To be used when you don't really feel angered about someone doing something bad.
Not to be used if someone does something catastrophic, for instance purposely stabbing you.

"Hey, uh John, I accidentally bleached your shirt in the laundry" -Sue

"Fahgettaboudit, it was old anyway" -John

Fahgettaboudit by juliajuliajuliajulia February 28, 2011

flangesta 

female body part (vagina) that sparatically grows teeth. When infected, it oozes with pus.

"Eww, get your flangesta off the table"
"Please get some flangesta cream to clear up that infection"
"I really liked her, but her flangesta bit me"

flangesta by Robert Landon January 29, 2009

flangela 

someone who is being a complete arse to someone else. Or someone who is being completely stupid.

Tom: You need to go home Mary, I really don't like you.

Mary: Shut up Tom you complete flangela.

flangela by geeksalot January 1, 2010

flangewank 

To wank over a mangy flange! Wanking over a fetid minge. when you just can't get that one munters manky bits from yer mind so you just carry on.

1) "That birds minge was so minging I flangewanked, coz I wouldn't/couldn't stick it in THAT!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"

flangewank by Fungus76 January 15, 2008

flangetastic 

(Adjective)Something pleasing of an unforeseen magnitude, often related to the female form.

Ben: Her tight little minge tasted flangetastic!

flangetastic by Ben Sears April 22, 2006

Flasketta 

The name given to a female hip flask, to be filled with either wine, pimms, vodka or prickly pear juice.
Used to make cocktails mixing with Monster and Relentless.

Example 1.
Guy 1 : Dude, you need to whap out Flasketta!
Guy 2 : She's filled right up!

Example 2.
Girl 1 : Omg thats some tasty cocktail!
Girl 2 : All with the help of my good friend Flasketta!

Example 3.
Person 1 : Omg how did you get drink into this club!
Person 2 : I hid flasketta in my jacket pocket.

Flasketta by Pixie&Scarlett March 1, 2009