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Shamala Hamala

A phrase said during Glossolalia, or speaking in tongues when possessed by the Gods of Homosexuality.
Keven started convulsing on the floor, he began to scream "Shamala Hamala", the rest of the Gays at the church soon followed in suite.
Shamala Hamala by S.J. Bafalto April 29, 2023
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shamala hamala

A non-religious stand in for “god bless you” after someone sneezes.
The atheist sneezed loudly and his three friends said, “Shamala Hamala!” in unison.
shamala hamala by tyydyy1 September 9, 2021

hamada asahi 

treasure's main producer
hamada asahi is treasure main producer
hamada asahi by sahi only October 18, 2020

hamilaria 

A incurable disease in which one feels the need to sing Hamilton lyrics in public, usually after being prompted by normal everyday speech .
Person:"Congratulations"
PersonSufferingFromHamilaria:"FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"

Ex2

Teacher: Now what can you tell from the lega-
PersonSufferingFromHamilaria: "LEGACY...WHAT is a legacy?! It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see!"

Himalayan Pinstripe 

When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.
Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?

Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...

Hamplanet 

An absolutely, ginormous, tub of lard on legs. We aren't just talking about your slightly obese English teacher here we're talking about those people whose appearance is more than physically disgusting. Usually at 5 feet tall maybe an inch or two larger and over two hundred pounds of "curves" they are usually seen at Walmart scarfing down food and driving around on scooters made for handicapped people. They love to troll the fresh produce section for random person to call anorexic. Prepare yourself for bad grammar, insults, and "curves" if you ever encounter one.
Dan: Holy shit Paul Hamplanet alert!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!
Hamplanet by Sparklecunt April 16, 2013