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The frothy frenchmen

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and his sperm resembles that of a mustache. He then proceeds to put a beret on the woman and commands her to make him a sandwhich.
Yo dude, I heard you gave Alice the frothy frenchmen after the chorus recital in the second pew!

Frenchinese

A person not necessariy residing in France or China, but of French and Chinese descent. Being racially 'mixed' Frenchinese people are subject to stellar French beauty, charm and romance as well as Chinese logic, superior abilities in the field of mathematics, and video game skills. However, this talent is usually neglected due to the more socialist roots of the Frenchinese as they are more influenced by the social sciences. Overall, a romantic and a passifist, somewhat conceited and intelligent, the Frenchinese possess the best of both worlds.
If you were to combine the DNA of Casanova, Mao Tse-Tung, Blaise Pascal, Ed Westwick and Walshy into an artificial sperm and inject it into Aurelie Claudel's womb, the result would be a typical Frenchinese offspring.

France China French Chinese Ed Westwick Walshy Mao Tse-Tung
Frenchinese by HarmonicAaron October 10, 2009

frenchified 

To have contracted or be infected with venereal disease(s), often in reference to prostitution or numerous sexual partners. (19th Century slang).
I wouldn't goto to bed with her, I think she's frenchified.
frenchified by bishun March 7, 2008

Dick Frenching 

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
Dick Frenching by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009

reverse frenchmen

A rare and inexplicable sex act involving cheese, snails, and a stale baguette. The sub in the relationship is required to wear the beret.
Sarah begged her dom to give her a sound spanking instead of making her perform the reverse frenchmen. She hated wearing that damn beret.

frenching 

NO! it's not just shoving your tounge down thier throat, you have to massage thier tounge with yours while they massage yours with thiers. This comes much more natural then you would think. If done for more than 2 minutes, it's considered "Making Out".
Damn that was a good kiss. I love frenching my girlfriend.
frenching by Jim Flinch February 15, 2004