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The Parker E-Act Academy

The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s.

The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!

In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.

Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.

There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.

If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.

If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.

EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school
Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet

Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen

The Parker Brothers 

A band of old hairy men who live in egypt.
Oogashaga.
Oobersnoozle.
And Waldo.

they make up the parker brothers

What the Parker 

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.
"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"

parker the pickle 

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city
Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

the rosa parker 

when you tell a woman to do something and she wont do it i.e. sitting in the back, you smack her around until she obeys
Taylor: "my girl never does anything"
Alex: "Well then just give her the rosa parker"
the rosa parker by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle 

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.