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The best ship everrrrrrr
Grummio is just true love
U Guys should dateeeee and maybe get married some day
I love Grummio sooo much
Grummio is real
Grummio by jams.the.hoe April 1, 2021
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Someone who gets all the ancillas and be dining like a boss
Caecilius: Hey what happened to my slave girl and my food!
Clemens: that up to no-good grumio probaly took them.
Caecilius: Eheu!
Grumio by BJHSILOVEONEDIRECTION November 20, 2013
An absolute god among men. This sexy beast is the cook in latin textbooks. He gets mad hoes except for that no good skank hoe Poppea. This immortal creature, this unstoppable beast of what can barely be described as a man, who's power knows no limits, is an unforgettable addition to your latin textbook
Dude 1: "Dude you see that sexy beast being followed around by all those swooning people
Dude 2: "Yeah thats Grumio
Grumio by tastysuccman June 11, 2019

Grumming 

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.
Sam was caught grumming by his mum
Grumming by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010
A significant other whome you have had a child with. Used in place of "partner" or "girlfriend" as a more fitting designation.
Oh no, she is not my wife; she's my grummon.
Grummon by Rc120 October 14, 2016
a bad excuse for a living creature.
that kid is such a grummit!
grummit by karynbomb December 9, 2007