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Stuff lying around the place, on the floor, on bookshelves, on desks, piled on top of other stuff, that has been there for a long time collecting dust.

When a girl wears too much jewelry or accessories on her body.
There is so much schlunk in her office, it will take years to get rid of it.

Look at all the schlunk she's wearing.
schlunk by Mariner32ny June 14, 2006
That kickflip was schlunk!
That shit is schlunk.
schlunk by Liam O'Neil December 2, 2007
The noise one makes in the act of returning to a chat room after a period of inactivity.
Bob: "*SCHLUNK*"
Andrew: "Hey, Bob is back."
schlunk by boxesoftacos August 30, 2018

Schlünk 

True fan of Kyrie Avalon.

Kyrie Avalon's simps

Tower of Fantasy, Radiant's community Kyrie Avalon fans.
-Who's biggest Kyrie's fans?

-Ohh, you don't know? That's The Schlünks
Schlünk by KennyGhoul October 9, 2022

schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy
Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?
When you haven't washed your ass in two weeks and stink like the city dump.
Max Trifling: "What the fuck? What's that foul ass-booty-butt Schtunk smell in the break room?"

Dingle Berry: (peeling his schtunk ass underwear off the wall): I dunno
Schtunk by High Hiter September 3, 2018