Oil pen

A gift from god. Perfect for getting high discreetly. Works well for getting high at school and gets you fucked up.

Stoner: yo I just ripped my oil 5 times and now I can’t breathe properly

Friend: yo what the fuck we’re IN CLASS stop hitting your oil pen

Oil pen by Lana bitch April 19, 2019

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oil pen

a pen that doesn’t exist

She tried to use her oil pen but realized it wasn’t a thing.

oil pen by wecantsnow.io November 10, 2018

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Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants

I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.

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