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an old greasy man who keeps coughing and wears shorts even when there's a storm
lets copy the croony and have a coughing fit and drown our hair in oil
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Adj.
That which is suitable for royalty or someone deserving of a crown. Something highly desirable, of quality or of fine origin. Typically, anything that is the shit, the bomb, killer, dope, etc.
I converted my Benz to bio and got a new sound system -- now my shit is crowny!

That local family farm is so awesome! Their goat cheese is the crowny organies!

Question:What's this shit like?
Answer: It's crowny, son.
Crowny by jahmiller October 21, 2010

Crony Capitalism 

n. Crony capitalism is a colloquial term describing a "market economy" in which success in business depends on close relationships between business people and government officials. It may be exhibited by favoritism to connected businesses in the distribution of legal permits, government grants, special tax breaks, and so forth. This favoritism is rewarded by campaign contributions or outright kickbacks to politicians or their supporters. As such, it creates an oxymoron of sorts, in that success of a business in a free market (capitalism) does not depend on free-market forces. It is also a obvious source of corruption of both business and government.
In the United States, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are examples of Crony Capitalism. Government backing let Fannie and Freddie dominate mortgage underwriting. The politicians created the mortgage giants, which then returned some of the profits to the politicians - sometimes directly, as campaign funds; sometimes as "contributions" to favored constituents.
Crony Capitalism by Dan Weyandt October 5, 2011
Complete opposite to dardy.

J: Oi thats dardy
B: nah bro thats coonyie
Thats coonyie I thought it was going to be cool but its coonyie
coonyie by Îț'š mê ķħůżž November 23, 2016

the mom-croon 

A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Person 1: Did you see Taylor's dancing at the Grammys?
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon
the mom-croon by emilymichelleswift13 September 27, 2015
person one: that chick is so creepy. she shouldn't be staring at that boy.

person two: well, she is a croona ^___^
croona by Croona-chan August 14, 2010