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Snatchophonist 

Someone who plays the snatch vagina, clunge, spam purse delightfully, either via hand or mouth.

Grading the level of a snatchophonist can give more clarity when explaining the state of play to friends over dinner later.
Jamie is a grade 8 Snatchophonist on the strings. He always ends it on a high note.

Snitchophobia 

When a dumbass nigga will let anything slide because he doesn't want to snitch. A person with snitchophobia would rather see a man get murdered and their community go to shit before they ever tell the proper authorities.
Reasonable Person - Yes officer, I saw the suspect kidnap the little girl right there, he had a gun, was about 6ft 1, pale as fuck...

Person with Snitchophobia - REEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGA? SNITCHES GET STITCHES REEEEEEEEEEE!
Snitchophobia by ILikeDefiningThings December 19, 2018