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Schweeterman 

- Yooo peep the sweeterman over there.
- Mans is too schweet, he's a schweeterman fam
Schweeterman by Schweeterman July 15, 2019
The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.
Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?

Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.
Schweffe by Johnywadd June 15, 2012

schweter 

the schweters rock
schweter by hjutt December 9, 2016

Meine Schwester

Meine Schwester: My sister in german.
Meine Schwester is a fucking bitch!
Meine Schwester by Johnnieboi January 20, 2009
Originally an English public school word with several meanings. For example, a guy who spends more time with his girlfriend than his mates or just a general idiot. But it has come to mean a public school idiot, since these people are the only ones who ever used the word.
Your mate Rupert isn't even on the guestlist, what a schweffe

Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe

That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe
schweffe by Jokes Lad 3000 August 30, 2012

schwefferling 

Combining hardcore game with the intense shuffling of the feet, preferably to hip hop, to secure the pick up of a member of the opposite sex
Everyday im schwefferling

schweffer game pick-up
schwefferling by greggyj December 10, 2011