oil pump 

When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit.

I heard that guy oil pumps himself.

oil pump by natty d November 25, 2003

oil pump 

when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping

(the poop is the oil)

bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty

oil pump by fujy the wale May 7, 2019

Texas oil pump 

When a guy is banging a girl doggy style the girl lifts her ass up and the guy turns 180° while still inserted and then uses his arms to push against the bed and practically see-saw on her ass

Oh man i gave her the texas oil pump last night

Texas oil pump by AustralianMutt September 11, 2018

Alabama Oil Pump 

A move performed during sex that has the woman on bottom, with her ass pointing up (achieved thru laying on her shoulders on the floor, with her back against the couch for support). The man positions himself so that he can aim his wang downward and entering her, either in the ass or the vagina. The thrusting motion looks like a oil derick pumping for oil.

Seeing the oil fields as we traveled cross country reminded me to give her the Alabama Oil Pump when we stopped.

Alabama Oil Pump by Gordy17 July 26, 2005

The Afghan Oil Pump 

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."

Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"

The Afghan Oil Pump by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020

norwegian oil pump 

Acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. Get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. Find lover of opposite sex who is completely hairless. The younger the better. Shave golden retriever. Then place shaved hair in butt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. Proceed to anally fuck her. After you cum you should be able to spray black tar heroin and cum all over your lover while yelling, "Føles som momma!"

My mom said I'd never make her happy. Then I showed her the Norwegian oil pump.

norwegian oil pump by I Have Two Balls Guys January 29, 2016

Bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump 

slang for finishing explosively after an intense round of action, leaving behind way more mess than anyone thought humanly possible.

Man went so hard pulling the pump, he bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump — OSHA should’ve been called for cleanup.

Bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump by ghosthole October 1, 2025