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A subset of a vegan diet, a Began diet consist of only bean products, and beans.
Aye y’all got any pinto on tap? I’m on that began diet ya feel?
Began by Beansonbeansonbeans July 6, 2018
Began is a very tall but also dumb person. His IQ varries over time. He can almost be normal but most of the time he is a fucktard, his IQ is from 50 to 9. The only thing that he is normal in is basketball (he succeds because he is 6 foot 4 inches).
Begane, ti si kretencina jebo ti pas mater

Samo odjebi , Begane

Jebi se invalidu visoki.
Began by Hahahahalolol November 9, 2018
someone who never skips tricep day no matter the circumstances. It doesn’t matter if the gym is burning down, you get that tricep pump
oh there’s began working his triceps again
Began by Heat waves October 28, 2020
Vegan that will also eat bacon. Because bacon is King.
I’m not vegan I’m a began. Double bacon on my B.L.T. Please!!!
Began by ChaosStorm August 9, 2018
WHERE YOU FOLLOW YOUR intuition before you eat
I'm began now bruh
Began by anonymous June 17, 2022

Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!