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John Lennon's Moan 

Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.
Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"

Idiot: "What?"

Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."
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John Lennon's nose 

The most perfect nose ever to be on the face of a human. Often overlooked because of Ringo's large nose.

It is amazing.
Person: Wow! Look at that nose! It's amazing!
Me: That's John Lennon's Nose, isn't it beautiful?

Lennon’s Banana 

Lennon’s banana is sooo big
Lennon’s banana is good *thumbs up*
Lennon’s Banana by Joe55446677 January 28, 2022

Lennox High School

Lennox high school is located on the south east side of South Dakota Lennox High was created to crush all dreams a child could possibly imagine. The administration of Lennox High School has an embarrassingly low average IQ because they too graduated from Lennox High School. Those who graduate Lennox High and finally escape tend to get low paying jobs at blue collar establishments and become alcoholics or drug abusers.
Lennox high school killed my dreams now I’m homeless

Lennox High School

Lennox high school is a school located in rural South Dakota and a vile place birthed from the most evil parts of the human soul. Many of the students have below average iq and are teeming with depression and hormones. The teachers are hired only if they are completely awful at their job and objectively stupid. The teachers try to brainwash the students to turn them into gay retards. This causes many of them to be afflicfed by severe mental illness and utter degeneracy. Lennox high school is a bad, bad place.
Going to Lennox high school gave me a pregnancy fetish and I want to die.

Lennox middle school 

Lennox middle school is the worst place on earth
OH my this place looks like lennox middle school aka lms
Lennox middle school by PEACHCREEP January 17, 2023

Lennox middle school 

Omg is that a Plie of shit
nah its Lennox middle school
Lennox middle school by LilRapist January 18, 2023