No Swoops!

A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.

While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.

No Swoops! by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

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No Swoop

To confide in or to define as being with or with being without swoopness.

I have not consider that...No Swoop

No Swoop by MkSwoop May 30, 2018

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