Fruitologist 

The epitome of an export who knows all about fruit anatomy, sale of fruit and can fix any problems associated with fruit. Also known as Thomas, the fruitologist works tirelessly to ensure quality supply of fruit to his customers.

I once had a problem with my crappy fruit, one visit from the fruitologist and my problems had dissapeared, plus the fruit was sold for a rock bottom price!

Fruitologist by Dancingqueenapples June 15, 2018

fruitflorist

Scibelli who plays with flowers in Maine during the winter.

Someone tell the fruitflorist that his buttpirate friend is here with some more flowers.

fruitflorist by Captain Dipshit October 8, 2003

Fuctologist 

( n) Someone who studies how to bring fuckery to ones life

Shit happens everytime he comes around. He's the best fuctologist you'll ever see

Fuctologist by B.A.M.F1975 May 20, 2022