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siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA 

the best song from the musical "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals"
hidgens: siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA
emma: wHat
paul: wHaAAaAaaAAAaaT
hidgens: i sAID SING GODDAMNiT

mOANA MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY
consider the coconut
HU-HU
consider its tREES
uh god gives us what wE-
aND NO OnE leAVES

the circle of life

in ad 2101 war was beginning 

In the year twenty one oh one, war was beginning, the trigger of this conflict was when cats set up them (captain an co) the bomb. This subsequently resulted in all of their base belonging to cats. However one Zig can move for great justice to turn the tide of the war.

Biwinning 

Biwinning, also written as Bi-winning, is a Charlie Sheen diagnosis that describes the presence of one or more levels of winning-ness. These elevated levels of winning have no correlation to the depressive episodes of bipolar disorder. According to Charlie Sheen’s research; one must “Win here and win there” to be diagnosed as biwinning.

Some of the side effects of biwinning are a passion perceived as anger and hate, prolonged drug-filled nights with porn stars, loss of short and long term memory, and increased tolerance to seven gram rocks. The FDA has not yet approved a cure for biwinning, however initial findings indicate that the blood of a tiger may unlock the secret to a stable and lasting cure.
"I am not bipolar. I am biwinning..." -Charlie Sheen
Biwinning by at1014 March 21, 2011

happy beginning

The consolidation of sex and a massage, but the sex comes first. Therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the massage that more relaxing. Wondering if you're going to get a happy ending can make a massage tense, but the point it to relax, so I definitely recommend the happy beginning.
Girlfriend: Hey, turn over, I'll give you a massage.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.
happy beginning by Goldenrod June 21, 2008

Brinning 

To love someone wholeheartedly and become devoted to the relationship.
I am brinning over him.
Brinning by claveliciouss February 9, 2021

It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!

This is a song originally sang by The True Master himself. The True Master was feeling very festive, so he sung this song. Memers alike joined in and sung together.

This is the first line of the song, a spin on the classic ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas’, originally sung by Johnny Mathis. The word ‘Christmas’ is altered to ‘Cringmas’ in order to attempt to inject some humour, a loved classic move from The True Master. The True Master unfortunately only sung the first line of the song, and I, myself, continued with ‘everywhere I dab’, in which The True Master laughed at and began to sing himself.
During form, where there is small amounts of chatter.
Suddenly, The True Master pipes up.
“It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!”
Memers alike begin to laugh.