A small, highly buoyant, bit of poo that remains in the bowl following a flush and steadfastly refuses to disappear. Plunging and targeted tissue draping are ineffective.
Self-generated chegwinnits mainly occur the first time you visit your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parent's house.
Stranger's chegwinnits are regularly found in public conveniences.
Often shortened to 'cheg'.
I couldn't believe it. I was lunching with Kate and Wills when I needed a crap, and a fucking chegwinnit refused to flush! I scooped it out and fed the fucker to a corgi
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)