every man's goal in life 

when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.

Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!

really? ill hurry!

Come on! theyre starting to pop!

every man's goal in life by xyguy729 April 2, 2011

Every hole's a goal 

(Chiefly British) Perhaps alluding to soccer/football, this is the ribald motto, usually, of men who have been much drinking alcohol together... The resultant inebriation makes them extremely indiscriminate of the target for their ever-increasing horniness.

Rugby player #1: "Nigel, with one more Guinness down your neck, you're liable to go home with a tranvestite!"

Rugby Player #2: "Ay, mate, every hole's a goal, as they say. Cheers!"

Every hole's a goal by david lincoln brooks July 6, 2008

Williamson's in goal 

Putting an older member of the group (preferably a teacher) in goal when playing football.

Let's play defensively. Williamson's in goal!

Williamson's in goal by Barry June 4, 2004

If there's a hole, there's a goal 

Imagine watching a sus video on TikTok/YouTube Shorts.

When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.

"If there's a hole, there's a goal" - masteroogway 2021

If there's a hole, there's a goal by stysan August 9, 2022

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.

Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023

hockey-goal shower 

A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.

I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).

hockey-goal shower by Troyus Maximus October 17, 2008

goal stole 

The act of tapping the ball just before it goes over the line even though it was already going in. This mean the goal now goes on the record of the last person to touch the ball. Hence that person just 'goal stole'

Damn that b**** just goal stole off me!! and its the finals too!

goal stole by Damn Right xxx October 8, 2011