Shpudomph

Verb: When one is taking a shit and the backsplash stings your rectum.

That shpudomph hurt sooo bad. My ass is on FIRE!

Shpudomph by Niggaz Wit Attitude June 24, 2010

spudophile 

n. One who has an unusually large affection towards potatos, at times sexual in nature, especially mashed or potatoe salad. Symptoms include inability to control thoughts when spuds are in the room, excessive salavation, and willingness to transport spuds across county or state lines at any costs...

NIkki, a registered spudophile, becomes quite excited at the mere mention of left over potato salad.

spudophile by Alicia & Michelle September 22, 2007

shpumph 

Pronounced (sh--poo-m-f)
Adjective
Noise Created When Air Is Quickly Released From A Tube

The Tube Made A Shpumph Noise As The Ball Was Fired From It

shpumph by Brian Hetherington April 22, 2006