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Regents Exam 

The most pointless waste of time and energy ever designed by Albany to further prove how ineffectual and idle they are.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.
1)Teacher: Fail the regents exam and Jesus will hate you.

2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL

3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?

4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.
Regents Exam by 23Jwacak354 June 17, 2009

Relentless Bounty Hunter 

To be a Relentless Bounty Hunter means to bust into a criminal base (or airship) and capture their leader while stealing a tank in the process.

Regents Exams

Something a McQuaid Jesuit student is unfamiliar with or has never heard of. The object of many jokes when we are done and you are not.
Guy 1: I just got done with exams! Summer feels so sick brah!

Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams

Guy 1: Whats a Regents?
The most pointless set of exams in the country. They're even worse more stupid than the SATs. And only in New York are they a requirement for graduation. 9 times out of 10, you don't need to even take the class to pass them.
I got a 90 on a practice biology regents before I even entered 9th grade.
regents by criminal January 17, 2005

Relenture 

Re•len•ture' n.

1. An undertaking or enterprise of a relaxing adventure.

2. An unusual or relaxing experience.

3. Participation in relaxing and exciting experiences.

re•len•tured, re•len•tur•ing, re•len•tures v.

MEANING:

A word comprising of the words ''relax + adventure''. When you go on a relaxing adventure you are actually going on a relenture.
"We are going on a relenture holiday next month with the family."

"That was a fantastic relenture, I needed that."
Relenture by Geo Gecko August 21, 2009

relentless eater 

A badge used only by 99 overalls to allow them to eat food with insane speed.
My son, the relentless eater finished his 4 for 4 meal in 1.2 seconds.
relentless eater by Vrontios October 11, 2017