The offspring of a
pig and a frog... basically the child of Kermit and Miss Piggy.
Also known as a 'frig' or a 'pog'.
The friglet is a delicacy amongst the
French (even though they'll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it's grunts can be heard for
miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who's ever caught one is often referred to as being 'a lucky frigger'.
"Kermie... I want for us to settle down and have friglets"
"Oh but Piggy... we've gotten low ceilings... surely they'll
hurt themselves?"
"
Hmm... you're right... forget it... let's just have a zany adventure featuring some
famous folks instead!"
From 'Muppet & Muppettability' by Austin Jayne.