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Why The fuck my Peepee hard 

A great way to start a conversation with your dad
"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

why the fuck you lying 

a kind of phrase people sing when someone else is lying or making up things he or she didn't do.
A: Bro did you fuck that bitch last night? *finds out from girl that he didn't smash*
B: Bruh you know I did. I'm the man!
A: Why the fuck you lying? why you always lying? Hmm oh my God, stop fucking lying!
why the fuck you lying by sanzil November 7, 2015

Why the fuck not 

Elon Musk shot a car into space for a commercial because why the fuck not.
Why the fuck not by Yankx February 9, 2018

Why the Fuck would you do that?

A way of saying "why would you do that?" It is exclaimed in a way for extra effect.
Person 1: I killed her
Person 2: Why the Fuck would you do that?

Why the Fuck Not? 

When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...

Why the fuck not?
Why did you shoot fireworks off your yacht while on a bender? It's September.
Why the fuck not?

Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer 

When your friends Freon made a joke and you made it worse and used it in urban dictionary