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luftwaft 

The floating odor found on an airplane, typically the odor emanating from the lavatories shortly after the dinner course served on a long flight.

Origin:
German: Luft, air (from Middle High German, from Old High German) + Waft
Kevin: I don't like sitting in the last five rows of the airplane.
Chris: Why not?
Kevin: The luftwaftage from the toilets can get pretty bad.
luftwaft by brown_ct January 18, 2009

luftwaffe 

Luftwaffe is the german word for "air force", literary translated it means "air weapon". The Luftwaffe was the german air force during WWII. The modern german Air force is still under the name of Luftwaffe, unlike the army which switched from "Wehrmacht" to "Bundeswehr" (Federal Army).
Dude 1: Luftwaffe? What the hell is that a type of food?
Dude 2: Nein, scheiße Kopf. Sie ist das "Air force" von Deutschland.
Dude 1: What?
luftwaffe by Der Neger May 3, 2005

luftwaffles 

1. An elite Nazi air force whose aircraft were built entirely from waffles.

2. Another way to say "rofl".
Lights out! The Luftwaffles are coming!
luftwaffles by Raptor007 May 12, 2008

LuftWaffle 

The snack that kept German soldiers (especially those of the Luftwaffe) alive in the cold, wet trenches in France.
Heinrich was almost starving when he found the last package of LuftWaffles on the body of one of his fellow soldiers.
LuftWaffle by Eitje April 5, 2011

luftwaffe love 

Act of being buggered by someone dressed in a nazi uniform, usually unexpectedly, but then you start to enjoy it a little bit.
The missus got a strap on and a new hat for a bit of luftwaffe love, surprisingly entertaining on a sunday afternoon (before dinner).
luftwaffe love by timmyfactoid October 16, 2012

Luftwaffle 

Noun & verb, someone bleating on about World War II such as the Blitz spirit, despite having never experienced or understanding of it. A combination of Luftwaffe, the German Air Force and waffle, mindless talk.
"He is full of luftwaffle, he keeps banging on about wonders of rationing, blackouts and keeping a stiff upper lip. This is despite being a boomer born in the 1960s."
Luftwaffle by 8510pm October 13, 2021