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consolidater 

To date someone who is less attractive in many aspects in an obvious way. Mostly pertaining to the "league" slang for people of the opposite sex. When one person is dating someone that is in a "different league".

Pronunciation: emphasis on the 'dater', because it sounds like a real word to an illiterate person. (It's not a real word)
Joe: Damn that girl is ugly man, I've seen James pull way hotter ass than that.

Bill: He's a consolidater dude, you didnt know that? He just want's pussy, no matter..
consolidater by BR1612 April 16, 2007
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Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation 

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.
Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

consolidate your feces 

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

Russian mail-order bride consolidation play 

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!

Facebook Consolidation 

Closing all of your excess Facebook tabs, so you just have one left.
Person 1: Why are you closing all your tabs?
Person 2: I'm doing some Facebook Consolidation.

consolidate 

In Beirut / Beerpong ..
When cups are scattered and are able to form another pyramid shape, one team may say "Consolidate" to have the cups re-arranged into a pyramid, hence making it easier to sink a ball.

"Yo, Your cups are all scattered....CONSOLIDATE!"
consolidate by ADubya January 1, 2006

Friend Consolidation 

The act of taking a prearranged hang-out time with one or more friends, and folding / inviting more, previously unmentioned and usually unnaproved friends to come along. Typically this is done because the "friend consolidator" has found somebody they find more interesting to go to the same event with but don't want to break plans and be an @ss, or because they are flakey and forgot the original plans in the first place.
Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("
Friend Consolidation by PJRandDGH August 16, 2008