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1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks 

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!!!

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks 

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 1: 1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks that is so fire!
person 2: shut the fuck up

It's 5:00 somewhere 

The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).
"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")

Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."
It's 5:00 somewhere by Nick D October 13, 2003

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Threesome but 1 member awkwardly masturbates while 2 are having sex. That member is usually the girl's Boyfriend.
"Hey man, i had a 2,5Some last night."
"That sucks man"
2,5Some by Alems March 30, 2021