Dick Herbs 

When severed (dead)animal penises are used as compost for crops

"I went down to the supermarket to buy some more dick herbs"

Dick Herbs by Crazydudejosh March 4, 2018

Madame Dickherts 

A fake name intended to sound like "My Damn dick hurts!"

Very funny.

Person 1: What's your name?

Person 2: Madame Dickherts

Person 1: What?

Madame Dickherts by Hamburger Plant June 1, 2009