Cuntfirmed 

Confirmation that a person you know is indeed a cunt.

"You know that guy from my job i thought was a cunt?"

"Yeah."

"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."

Cuntfirmed by Brutopian August 24, 2009

Cuntfirmed 

Something that you know is happening, but you have no proof.

Guy 1: "Man, I'm so excited for the new Smash Bros game!"

Guy 2: "But they haven't said anything about it, not even a hint or a teaser!"

Guy 1: "Well yeah, but even so it's pretty much Cuntfirmed at this point, it's not like it ISN'T coming."

Cuntfirmed by ni:b::b:er February 1, 2018

Confirmed Wavy 

When someone does some Ye shit, they are Confirmed Wavy. Often substituted by the wave emoji (🌊)

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

Confirmed Wavy by Lord Popsicle April 25, 2019

half life 3 confirmed

An overused joke on facebook comments which implies everything has 3 subjects means that Half Life 3 will be released.

3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
3 dicks inside my ass; half life 3 confirmed

half life 3 confirmed by TwoBirdsStonedAtOnce July 30, 2013

Confirmed Sex Haver 

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

Confirmed Sex Haver by Slaken April 11, 2019

Confirmed for Brawl 

Term used for when affirming a third person's present at a future event (or even yourself).

Derived from when Sonic the Hedgehog was confirmed for the Nintendo Wii game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl", which some people on forums went crazy about by posting "SONIC CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL".

Party Host: "So, is Dave gonna be able to make it tonight?"
Geeky Guest: "DAVE CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"

Dave: "You coming down the pub tonight?"
John: "JOHN CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"

Confirmed for Brawl by Mallowman87 January 12, 2008

sinnoh confirmed 

(n.) A noun phrase that could be only used during 2020 which means that pokemon diamond and pearl remakes are kinda boppin. This is originated as an internet meme 5 years ago and now a reality.

pokemon trainer: why everything in the sword and shield dlc is like sinnoh?
memer: SINNOH CONFIRMED

sinnoh confirmed by rusted-iron-oxide December 3, 2020