1) a self-deprecating narcissist who offends anyone who stands around long enough to see him open his mouth.
2) That dude you suspect is banging your girl-friend/wife; he is.
God, I never thought I would ever get to be Kohl's friend.
You: What's up with you and Kohl? Are you cheating on me with him?
Your girl friend: No, nothing is going on.
Me: Yes, I am railing your girl so hard. Check out her fuck legs.
Men like him are amazing he is caring for other people's feelings and lives and he will always make you laugh he doesn't care what you look like he doesn't shame people he excepts people for who they are overall he is an amazing person