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Sherwinism 

Sherwinism is a Sherwinist religion based on the life and teachings of Sherwin George, as described in the New Testament. Its adherents, known as Sherwinists, believe that orange juice is food sent from heaven and savior of all people, whose coming as the greatest which was prophesied from the start off time. Sherwinism is one of the fastest growing religion in the world and is thought will take over Christianity in the year 2021.
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Sherwinism by Pope Sherwin April 20, 2019
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Sherwinism 

Sherwinism is a religious group, often called a cult, which worships Sherwin as the ultimate overlord. Its members are called Sherwinists, which practice the art of Sherwining. Through the Book of Sher, only the chosen select few are able to interpret and read scriptures. Those who are not loyal to the religion shall burn in the fires of hell and may never be seen again.
Person A: "Are you interested in joining my religion?"
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "Sherwinism."
Sherwinism by pidgelmao September 7, 2021
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Cherwinism 

The worship of the Cherwin
Priest: "People of Cherwinism, all bow down to the Cherwin..."
Cherwinism by mjorgensen November 24, 2010

Sherwinists

"I'm a Sherwinist"
"I'm a Sherwinist too!"
"Wow, we're Sherwinists"
Sherwinists by pidgelmao September 7, 2021

Sherwining 

"Are you a Sherwinist?"
"Yes, I'm always practicing Sherwining"
Sherwining by pidgelmao September 7, 2021