Scroonch 

(Surreal Memes) To scroonh someone is to compress their existance sphere to the point where they A) collapse in on themselves and form a black hole or B) so they transcend dimensional or reality planes thus changing their form and nature into something different.

You are sentenced to death by scroonching.

Scroonch by Aust January 15, 2018

Scroonch up the Sides, Slop it On 

The act of baking a pig on the barbeque. Also a term used by the crocodile hunter.

That pig, i'm gonna SCROONCH UP THE SIDES AND SLAP IT ON

Scroonch up the Sides, Slop it On by duh March 4, 2003

Scronch 

That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.

See? That girl does the nose scronch too.

Scronch by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019

Scronch 

The way of saying kill in surreal meme language

Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA

Scronch by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019

scronch 

To forcibly take

"That is a very nice 🅱epis you have. Would be a shame if an interdimentional fruit being were to scronch it"- Orang

scronch by doragon88 May 30, 2018

Scoonch 

A gang in Mount Pleasant, TX, where everyone has a special bond to their fellow scoonchers. Lead by Bradley, Tanner, Jordan, and Santos schoonchagins, this gang is a prominent figure in the local race community.

“Hey bro, you scoonching later? “
“Yeah totally! We gon Scoonch it up”

Scoonch by ScoonchGang November 16, 2019

scronch 

Jabbing someone between the rib cadge and their hip.
causing them to giggle and laugh.

"you just got scronched!"

scronch by spagetti sauce December 13, 2017