Ching Ching. Ling long. Makin ding dong. Zing zong. Beware of any Daniel oppermann’s you meet they will completely consume you’re household pets but sometimes they will either spend large sums of money mostly on themselves or rarely others. They are the biggest fortnite sweats
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"