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philothei 

philotheis are so cute and pretty. they are greek goddesses. they are so smart and ugly and annoying but sometimes they are ok if you get to know them but usually this doesnt turn out well and you end up hating them after a few years.
boy; Philothei is pretty lets go talk to her

girl; no shes a total bitch and super weird run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
philothei by RaySyrne December 4, 2017
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philophilia 

An intense longing for love; it is the antonym of philophobia, which is the fear of love. Philophilic individuals have either overcome the fear of attachment or risk it.
She just loved to love. It seemed love itself was her object of love. She was infected by philophilia.
philophilia by BabuGeorge May 12, 2018
I'm a huge Mets fan, I hope we beat the Philthies tonight
Philthies by jack butler505 April 24, 2011

Philophile 

A lover of loves. One who has fondness for the concept of loving objects, if not the love of the objects themselves directly.
She is a philophile. She didn't love me. She loved love.
Philophile by melanchaholic January 20, 2009

Philotation 

1 The act of putting philosophical truth in question form; to give understanding; 2 another form of notation Ex. scientific, engineering,
Philotation really upped my game.
Philotation by BecameOne August 17, 2017

Philophiliac 

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.
Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

Philotherian 

Philo(love of) theria(wild beasts). A poncy name adopted by those that think showing a special interest in the welfare of animals makes them appear kinder, gentler and more sensitive souls. This is particularly useful for those intent on gaining the moral high ground over the mean girls that bully them at school. 15 year old female Philotherians (99.98% of all known Philotherians), can be found frequenting juvenile blogs such as Tumblr posting non-smiling selfies in various states of undress. When not posting selfies they like to write overly-long articles about the agony of menstrual cramps and the importance of following a low-fat vegan lifestyle. Philotherian males are a small but growing number of self-hating boys that wish to ingratiate themselves with the aforementioned girls.
Mom: How was school today, sweetie?
Jane: Okay, I guess. Sarah and me were talking about becoming Philotherians?
Mom: Oh yeah? What's that, sweetie?
Jane: Well, Sarah said she saw Rachel spitting on Mrs Jones' cat. I think that's really evil. Rachel's a bitch. She comes to school dressed like a prostitute and she's got the boys running around after her. Boys are pathetic.
Mom: Not all of them, sweetie. Your father was a lovely boy at your age.

Jane: Shut up,, mom. I'm not talking about dad. He's like really old. Boys were different back then.
Mom: I'm sorry, sweetie.

Jane: Well, anyways, mohhhhm, a Philotherian is an animal lover and we want to stick up for animal welfare issues.

Mom: That's because you're a beautiful young woman, sweetie.

Jane: Thanks mom.
Philotherian by Heaven help me December 5, 2013