When a male urinates and the pee stream splits to the left and right, instead of shooting straight. This anomaly generally occurs after the male orgasms.
Girlfriend Susie: "Wow. That sex was great. Why do you look so sad?"
Boyfriend Ricky: "Well, I'm just dreading the Urethra Forklin that comes after."
Girlfriend Susie: "What's a Urethra Forklin?"
Boyfriend Ricky: "You know, I've always thought you were a stupid bitch."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)