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The act of masturbating with a shoe in the dark in a strangers backyard and getting caught with a spotlight while in the act.
I was standing in the corner of my neighbors backyard at night masturbating with my shoe when all of a sudden I got GLORDITH DARKSTARED.
glordith darkstar by Highway hero June 18, 2017
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cheesy gordita crunch
1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
cheesy gordita crunch by David October 11, 2007
gorditas
Beautiful gorditas on the beach
bopping gorditas
bopping gorditas by twodadsdogs July 21, 2014
Gordita
literally means 'little fat girl' in spanish
but most commonly used by boyfriends for their girlfriends as a nice thing to say rather than an insult
but most commonly used by boyfriends for their girlfriends as a nice thing to say rather than an insult