a popular, repeitive and hypnotic song by 'system of a down' that is somehow about prostitutes even though the lyrics 'teracotta' and 'pie' have nothing to do with that
1)hey john did you hear that song by SOAD called vicinity of obscenity
The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.
John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"
The worstinsult that could ever have been said. Stronger than satan and god times 10000.
Franklin: ur mom gae
Jeff:ur bro a hoe Franklin:ur granny tranny
Carl:ur mother lost her virginity in this vicinity!
Franklin and Jeff: face melts and are casted into infinite void, where they are being raped by eight year old roblox players.
When you do something you might not otherwise do, due to the fact that someone or something is in throwing distance of your ass. It is used as a way to throw off blame for giving into temptation.
"You cannot blame me for sleeping with Bob again. I didn't mean for it to happen. I am a victim of vicinity."