Juell 

she is a one in a million if you get a chance with her you need to keep her she soooooo beautiful her personality is to to die for she is a sensitive female and when she loves you she love to the fullest, she is a hi-key freak and the best kisser ,super smart ,she is a athletic person with a fine body . She not easy to get and hard to loose . She all about her paper.

Juell still wont go out with me , Man she a girl that i gotta get , shes just so flawless

Juell by crinjkoiejvwb October 5, 2017

Mr. Juell 

An imbecile. A man who can not teach a lick of math despite his apparent degree in the subject.

A man who is so caught up in his lack of ability to meet a student half way and instead distracts himself with stories of his family and hiking trips that not a single person gives a damn about.

A man who when students see him on their future schedules run to the guidance office for fear of failure, not through their own means, but because this man is truly awful.

No everyone fails, Some even pass his class with flying colours.

But only because they know to read the goddamn textbook.

If I cared to remember any exact quotes from Mr. Juell's many pointless stories then there would be cause for concern.

Mr. Juell by Textbook Reader July 5, 2012

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson

B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013

Jellal 

Jellal Fernandes is a character in the anime Fairy Tail, by Hiro Mashima. He has blue hair and a distinct scarlet tattoo over and under his right eye. Jellal is also part of the guild Crime Sorciere. He is in love with the Fairy Tail mage Erza Scarlet, though due to past 'sins' he believes he doesn't deserve her. (A/N: He was possessed when he did these 'sins')

Example 1: Jellal has a cool tattoo

Jellal by TheFairyHunter March 10, 2015

Jello Baby 

A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.

Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!

Jello Baby by ThreeLeftShoes July 19, 2012

Jello Munoz 

Cool ass nigga from Idaho, He is the dopest guy to hang out with and he’s always smiling, and a reckless person

Jello Munoz is always doing some crazy shit

Jello Munoz by Willing deez April 15, 2019