The
neck of a dirty
seagull, often prepared in the Pacific Northwest with a twist of lime in a brackish broth.
The smell emitted by a hobos beard, usually the beard of a beach fairing
hobo.
The beard of a beach bum.
The unkept beard of a fisherman.
A beard that smells of fish and or has pieces of fish stuck in it.
The pieces of fish stuck in facial hair.
"Last night at the restaurant I order a bowl of sneck and it didn't come with any beak so i got all aggro and choked the chrimpy waiter!"
"I don't like going to Kayak Point because theirs always hobos down there and it wreaks of sneck."
The beach
hobo had a dirty, greasy beard and when I would drive by I would yell "Hey you Godamn
hobo! Wash your filthy sneck you piece of homeless
shit!".
The sneck of the fisherman had collected so many scales the seagulls would follow him wherever he would go.
The greasy
hobo would lie on his back and allow the seagulls to carefully clean it.
When traveling in Italy, be
sure to indulge in a local delicacy, flat bread baked with
fresh bits of sneck picked from the beards of the towns most beautiful women.