Snecket 

Racist slur for one who is of Croatian, Slovenian, Italian, and Ecuadorian descent.

Known for their laziness, dirtiness, tendency to steal jobs, and miraculousness ability to run faster with stolen objects in their hands. Apt at hopping over objects to escape from law enforcement officials.

I tried catching the guy who stole my wallet, but I swear he must have been a snecket cause he sprinted real fast.

Snecket by Shurmanator December 3, 2010

snecret

1.) adj. Intentionally kept hidden for a mischievous or devious purpose.

2.) n. A lie by way of omission.

Derivative forms: snecretive (adj.); snecretly (adv.); snecrecy (n.); etc.

Jenn snecretly placed saran wrap over all the toiled bowls.

Janet kept her infidelity snecret by saying she was going to "a friend's" house.

snecret by lugnutwrench March 23, 2008

Eye snocket 

The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.

I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...

Eye snocket by YAWA June 2, 2015

Lemony Snicket 

The lesbian corner of a nightclub.

Sarah wandered over to the bar carefully avoiding the lemony snicket. That's not a mistake she would make again.

Lemony Snicket by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Lemony Snickets 

used to describe situations or scenarios that go overwhelming wrong.

I was late picking her up, I called her by the wrong name and we ran out of gas on the way back to her house. The date just went all Lemony Snickets.

Lemony Snickets by A.J. Barnes November 11, 2005

Lemony Snicket 

A game in which the players squeeze lemon juice into eachothers urethras as a test of strength and will power. The last person to quit is considered the toughest of the group.

Lemony Snicket A game often played by hipsters at the upstairs portion of a bar where one of their friends works as the tender and spends all his time supplying lemons to idiots instead of making drinks.

Lemony Snicket by Andrew DICE Clay October 21, 2013

Lemony Snicket 

A series of unfortunate events

guy #1: I've had a horrible day; I failed my test, got a flat tire and then my gf broke up with me.

guy #2: dude, what a Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket by Eh! Dean-o May 27, 2010