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adverb. when a person is so drunk they wear a stray dog comfortably around their neck for fashion purposes. in winter this may be done for warmth.
"pj got minked last night.. his boxer mix was looking pretty fly tho"
minked by $mora September 20, 2016
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1. Noun - The type of person you don't let around your kids.

2. Noun - A man who lures kids online into meeting up irl
Mom: I don't think we should let Larry around the kids anymore, I think he might be a minkler
Minkler by rainday March 11, 2022
Minkle is the same as the c word! Don't watch little lunch kids!
"Oh minkle!" Said Rory as he got sent to the principles office.
Minkle by . .. June 28, 2019
Someone one who is silly/ has been or someone who is idiotic.
Stop being such a minkle
Being attacked by a large number of low level monsters simultaneously in MMOs, RPGs, or any game.

Originated based on the ability to easily summon a large number of minks in the ICE RPG system. Minks were one of the best 1st level creatures available for summoning.
"Hurry up and AoE these mobs; I'm getting minked here!"
minked by Pennidren February 16, 2008

minklewich 

verb. mink-uhl-witch.

A sexual maneuver in which the male, while in coitus, bangs the female so hard she begins to cry. The male then leans down, very close to the female's ear and whipers in a stern, unyielding voice, "shut the fuck up".
Guy 1: "Yo dude, see that bitch crying over there at the salad bar?"
Guy 2: "Yea."
Guy 1: "I totally minklewiched her last night."
Guy 2: "Niiice."