minklewich 

verb. mink-uhl-witch.

A sexual maneuver in which the male, while in coitus, bangs the female so hard she begins to cry. The male then leans down, very close to the female's ear and whipers in a stern, unyielding voice, "shut the fuck up".

Guy 1: "Yo dude, see that bitch crying over there at the salad bar?"
Guy 2: "Yea."
Guy 1: "I totally minklewiched her last night."
Guy 2: "Niiice."

minklewich by captain "gerg" fantastic April 13, 2007

mingewich 

Know as when a man (or woman if a dyke, or just curious) has his face in between the beef curtains (or flaps) of a womans vagina. Usually, this will be when licking the female out for oral pleasure. This is like a vagina sandwich.

Yummy.

- I just had a mingewich with Julia. She hadn't washed and it smelt like fishcakes. I hurled shortly after.

- I just made Lisa cum, I did this by having a big mingewich.

mingewich by Marc885 July 19, 2006