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a faum is a slang term and an unorthodox way to call a hobo gay.
This homeless man is gay, therefore he is a faum.
faum by Benevolent April 7, 2005
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Yeah uncle pete ended up be a faum boy. he’s in prison for the next couple years for touching our special cousin
Faum by faumisbad February 5, 2022
makes you feel like home but it's a fake. Faux + Homey
Pal #1: I'd take Hilton over W
Pal#2: why is that?
pal#1: what W offers makes me feel like it's faumey
faumey by manace March 1, 2010

faumosexual 

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.
"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"
faumosexual by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008
An insane athelete yet not so insane in the classroom.

A Faumui arrives in sports and hypes the name on the field, gym, and ring.
A complete knucklehead, daring, and down for anything
Naturally gifted in size, speed, and strength
1)Have you seen campbells running back number 45?
2)Yeah he is a Faumui!

1) Damn dude did you see the fight last night? That dude Brandon Faumui was lit!
2) Well no shit, he is a Faumui

1) Bro, that one dude number 42 on Kalani's basketball team is badass
2) Yeah dude he is a Faumui
faumui by jcgf May 26, 2017

Faumpathy 

That guy thinks he's really nice but all he is giving me is faumpathy
Faumpathy by Colourfulchalkk October 3, 2020