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a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.
... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!
pootwat by the jewelhammer December 6, 2006
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potwatch 

when your fat mate starts losing weight putting you at risk of becoming the fat mate, you alert everyone so that they can all lose weight asap.
Fucks sake, Potter dropped a 1kg bomb on me. Gonna have to start a potwatch.
potwatch by nugnugs July 19, 2018

poptater 

the misspelled version of a pop tart
guy 1 : " hey man, want a poptater? "

guy 2 : " don't u mean pop tart? "

guy 1 : " shoot sorry my dude, bad spelling and i need grammarly "
A word for an incessantly annoying or aggravating person.
Michelle was being such a PoopTwat yesterday, it made me super ticked.
PoopTwat by digitalashes March 20, 2011

PopWatch 

Pop Watch is a sport formed by some of the most incredible genius' in the world. The sport in involves sitting down, eating popcorn, and watching people. The sport is often played openly in cinemas, and secretly in libraries.
Guy: Hey, what are you seeing when you go to the movies?
Girl: Oh, i'm not watching a movie. :)
Guy: But then... what are you doing?
Girl: I'm going to PopWatch. xD
PopWatch by RealNews6304 November 16, 2009
A female that wipes from back to front, spreading the funk, so to speak.
You just know Rebecca Black is a pootwat.
pootwat by your mom got it June 20, 2011