unski 

A majestic fat dog that can do anything you can think of.

Person 1: Damn did that dog just do a triple backflip off the ground.
Person 2: Yeah that dog must be a Unski.

unski by Potatoelord June 6, 2017

unskinny 

something that is not skinny; a negative term used to describe a person or thing that you dislike, who is definitely not skinny. the opposite of mariah carey and raini rodriguez

me: ew manny mua is so unskinny
manny mua stan: excuse me bitch jeffree star is the real unskinny snake🐍
laura lee stan: 🐄hoWdY y'aLL, i j-
me & manny mua stan: stfu stupid hoe, you're the unskinniest

unskinny by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 12, 2018

unkillable 

A person who just won't fucking die!

After ripping his cock out through his asshole, it appears that Andy is unkillable.

unkillable by Salty V July 1, 2008

unshit yourself 

It is a Portuguese expression, translated to "desenmerda-te!", that is used when you want to say to someone that they're stuck in the mud and they need to sort their stuff out.

Nao ha comboio hoje? Vens a pe! Desenmerda-te! Tens de ca vir ter - Is there no trains today? Come on foot! Unshit yourself. you've got to come here!

unshit yourself by EnergyTraveller October 11, 2016

Unkism 

The widely accepted, worldly religion, in which all of it's followers are unkin', meaning acting as if one is high. Followers of Unkism, called Unks, worship the mighty Unk god, Unkatunk. The highest concentration of Unkists live in Arlingon, Virginia; and in Santa Anna, Texas.

"Mommy, why is that guy hanging from a chair upside-down?"

"Well you see, Doug, that man is a follower of Unkism, and all Unkists are required to be unkin' at all times. Let's remember to be tollerant of that man, Doug."

"Just like Martin Luther King, Mommy?"

"Yes, Doug. Just like Martin Luther King."

Unkism by lilhippomanman June 2, 2009

Unspirational

Adjective.
A state where, instead of imparting inspiration as intended, the acting figure takes his targets into a bathetic plunge of inertia and despair.

My boss gave an unspirational speech this afternoon. He quoted Shakespeare, Martin Luther King and Dolly Parton. Ed from resources puked up halfway through it and Gill started crying hysterically.

Unspirational by TajUK January 18, 2007

unskippable ad 

A unskippable ad is a ad on websites like YouTube where it cannot be skipped. Every second on that ad is the more you want to kill yourself.

Jay: Yo, wanna watch some Kevin Hart On YouTube?

Brian: Hell yeah!

Jay: Shit, a unskippable ad.

Brian: FUCK!

unskippable ad by Yfjyvgygygy May 22, 2018