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A caste of vegetable sellers from Gujarat. They are inferior to the higher caste Patels. "Lohana" is a term for a Patel-wannabe.
That Lohana thinks he can be as sucessful as a Patel. The joker!!!
Lohana by pboy March 31, 2005
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lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.
lindsay lohan by Sub June 11, 2005
Lahana isn’t a common name. It’s mostly generated from Hawaii, and Fiji. She is really goofy, funny and one of the most trustworthy girls. She is protective over her man. She won’t let anyone hurt them. Whoever meets a Lahana, are very lucky. She isn’t just looks and feelings, Lahana’s are very competitive. They’re are very strong and if you get into a big fight with one, you’ll probably lose.
Hey, look it’s Lahana !

Lahana I need to tell you something important.
Lahana by Bananalaila February 6, 2019
A sweet child of God, filled with love and beauty. A gentle lady, whose smile can light the darkest night. A dear friend, whose care is all encompassing. A tender spirit offering unconditional love.
Louana is the embodiment of angels here on earth.
Louana by Peacefulman February 4, 2010
A frequently modified mammal, known primarily for its blind idolatry, and an uncanny ability to age rapidly in foreign fashion shows and club settings. Cited as the current chief export (minors) of the Lohan family; like its elderly predecessor, Lindsay, what it lacks in talent, it makes up for in ambition.
"Should Child Protective Services be notified when 15-year-old Ali Lohan goes to bars and nightclubs ?"

"I don't know, she looks 45."
ali lohan by racesomecat April 2, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.
Damn I didnt know Lindsay Lohan works your block too.
Lindsay Lohan by P DuBB June 30, 2005