Pingry 

the only school where its cool to be a nerd

yes, i am a dork, and yes, i do get all A+'s but its okay because i go to pingry

Pingry by pingry May 13, 2005

Pingry 

There are two Pingry Schools: one in Short Hills, NJ, the other in Martinsville, NJ.

While Pingry may seem a harmless & friendly learning environment, it's actually evil. You fit in or you don't. The workload is like child labor. Money is poured into useless stuff, like a Middle School. Keep the midgets in the basement, for chrissake.

But Pingry has its upsides. There are shiny, odd-shaped things on the ceilings. If you avoid the meat and fish, the food is quite good. You may even find somebody who hasn't been zombified by pop culture! Fancy that.

Outside of Pingry, visitors may gawk at the horrible wastes of money that we proudly present. A huge-ass clock tower that's green, not blue; a very ugly courtyardish thing; neglected playing fields surrounded by nice sidewalks, and snotty white kids who are a waste of space and probably paid their way in.

Pingry by ska-o-riffic! April 9, 2005

pingry 

A place where they give free bag pipe lessons.

Hey lad, I'm goin to Pingry now, they give me free bag pipe lessons.

pingry by Devon February 16, 2005

Pingry 

a group of rich prep kids. yea we are rich and we know it. everyone who goes here is upper class and is either really smart or so rich that they can buy their way in. our sports teams are amazing but at preppy sports like soccer, lacrosse, field hockey, swimming, hockey, and track. we can party hard and ya get over it kids drink. but you know what we can control it.
this is a private school not a public school so the boys are hot but in a preppy jock kinda way. and the girls are even hotter. but unliike public school they do not dress like sluts. we come from old money and are classy. if you dont wear designer clothing bascially dont even come. and if you think that you cant tell the kids who are on scholoarship. you can. they stick out like a soar thumb.
we rock the dress code, the honor code, our morning school assemblies with speakers from around the world, and rock at life.
all of our parents are CEO's, presdients, editors, or just plain famous and we can get whatever the hell we want.
we're rich, young, and hot and we know it

hey your rich and hot...you must go to pingry
why yes i do!

Pingry by prepschool December 17, 2008

Pingry 

Not as bad as some people like skaorific would say. Sure the vaaaaaaaast majority of teh people are preppy but everyone has tere clique. I mean i am a hardcore metal man but I still get teh eff around. there are indeed tons of preps around, and our mascot sux, but i mean at least were not teh delbendover gay wave. respect.

i do football, wrestling, and track. not everyone at pingry is a soccer/basketball/lacrosse type.

Pingry by teh m4573r 0f pupp37Z April 18, 2005

Pingry 

A 7-12 school in Martinsville NJ where pwns pwn other pwners and the people are either 1337 or preppy fags.

Pingry people are either hipppy or preppy

Pingry by Coder #1337 March 30, 2005

Pingry 

Pingry is an awsum school OK!?!?!
Yes we are preps! Yes we are rich! Yes half of us r nerds! And yes were all Losers!
But guess what?!?!?!
When we grow up.....Were not gonna be the LOSERS anymore! You are!

PINGRY PEOPLE!

NOW: Sluts, Nerds, Outcasts, Preps,

YEARS TO COME: SUCCESSFULL!!!

Pingry by PINGRY RULES! October 21, 2010