wideclops

A girl whose eyes are too far apart.

Originally coined by author/comedian Aaron Karo in his popular email column "RUMINATIONS." (AaronKaro.com)

"That chick is a wideclops. I mean, I can only look her in the eye one at a time!"

wideclops by rumfan1999 March 29, 2005

Wideclops

Wide, far-reaching eyes...allowing one to terminate any and all people within her sights.

I just saw Wideclops casing the halls, canning any and all that caught her sights, son!

Wideclops by Lebanese Lothario April 22, 2009

wideclops

A person with eyes too far apart.

Did you see that chick I took home last night? She wasn't bad except for the wideclops.

wideclops by dick hurtz May 13, 2005

WideClops

A person who, by poor breeding or birth defect, is afflicted by eyes that are too far apart.

Common symptoms include: panicked flight at the first sign of trouble, herd mentality, and lack of depth perception leading to inability to spot and attack prey.

Dude, I flew last night with a total WideClops. Solid enough dude but he kept trying to join on the assaults, I think he was trying to join the herd.

WideClops by tommyX April 24, 2018

wydeclops 

(Noun): A person who's eyes are too far apart.

"Damn, that bitch is a wydeclops."

wydeclops by Shantelle T. December 9, 2007

sideclops 

one of dem monster guys with one eye who hits people with his one eye. sideclops is also one of the x-man.

look at sideclops!!

sideclops by moneymanyo12 February 25, 2009