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you bandwidth 

Conversation between computer geeks interrupted by an interjection by a man from Hong Kong prompted one individual to proclaim "Yeah, yeah bandwidth." The foreign man interpreted this as "you bandwidth", and now it is used in place of any form of expletive or other undesireable word that one wishes. The two words are spoken like they are one.
"Dude, you just you bandwidthed all over my shoes!"

"I would appreciate it if you and your girlfriend didn't you bandwith on my bed when I'm not in the room."
you bandwidth by fhqwhgads September 27, 2004
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You're Sucking All My Bandwidth 

When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.
Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"

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(This is one of the longest words to ever defined on UrbanDict as long as my longest word to ever submit.)
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