fuck-i-do 

A fuck-I-do is when you fuck somebody's wife right after the wedding reception

Man: hey girl you looking fine wanna have a fuck-I-do

Newly wed woman: sure do uncle frank

fuck-i-do by Pietro Django Miximoff March 19, 2017

The Fuck I Do 

Another way of saying no to an extreme amount.

Bob: Do you want AIDs?
Jack: The fuck I do!
Bob: Damn..

The Fuck I Do by AzNchIKKAA July 7, 2010

Do I fuck 

Being asked a question that you probably clearly don't know and having the look on your face that basically says 'Does it look like I fucking know what this means'

Hey, do you know what the largely dependant services that new Zealand rely on?

Do I fuck.

Do I fuck by Calummzz July 25, 2016

fuck do i care 

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

fuck do i care by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me 

The greatest song lyric of all time. From Rage Against The Machines "Killing In The Name Of."
Best used when shouted 16 times in a row at the nearest authority figure.

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

MOTHERFUCKER!

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me by Jimmy Pop 24 November 7, 2007

i do not fuck 

A saying for when you don't care enough to say you don't care
-shortened "I do not fucking care" because you didn't have the effort to finish talking

Heads or tails?
I do NOT fuck

i do not fuck by Bolijah December 30, 2019

fuck you i won't do what you tell me 

a phrase in the song killing in the name by rage against the machine one of the most awesomest hard awesome erect bands in the universe. it's said 16 times and in the music vid the lead says it to a bouncer or a cop or a security dude like a bajillion times and then he calms down.

it's a seriously hardcore phrase, and most punk rocker peeps use the phrase every second of their life. practically.

also it's what you say when your teacher tells you to do something, or if you girlfriend suggests that you stop touching her cheek.

1)

Mom: Hey, Caleb, take out the trash!
Caleb: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Mom: Umm... okay....

2)
Jacob: Excuse me, but would you mind closing your legs Shawn Johnson That smell of tuna is really getting to me.
Shawn Johnson: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
Jacob: What the hell are you talking about? I just asked you to close your legs!

3)
Jason: Hey Erin you're hawttt
Erin: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Jason: That just makes perfect sense, anyway, i'm gonna touch your cheek.

fuck you i won't do what you tell me by Ninja J December 27, 2008